This is probably my only chance to redeem myself after uhh... the science challenge incident.


18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
total = 2

[X] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[X]You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.(who does?)
[X] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
[X] You just looked at it.
[ ]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ]People have called you slow.

total = 7

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[X] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[ ] You just laughed.

total = 8

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.

total =11

[ ] You have eaten a bug.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket (behind my ear, FYI)

total = 13

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[ ] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Overall total: 16

see. not stupid. not dumb. i feel better about myself. i stole this off debya, she doesn't mind, i think.